1. This handy cocktail recipe book for those times when inspiration can only come from “The Pitcher of Dorian Grey Goose”.

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2. This set of erasable pens that gives you both that hand-written satisfaction with the comfort of knowing you can still delete all those awful sentences afterwards.

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3. These actual writer’s blocks that will help you turn your deep-seated dread of creative blockages into adorable playtime. (Also good for throwing at the walls in hateful desperation.)

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4. This radiant candle that will make you think you’ve stepped into your favorite book purely because of its label.

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5. This amazing hat that will tell everyone exactly why you’re eavesdropping on their private conversations to an uncomfortable degree.  (Works best in coffee shops.)
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6. This LEGO mini-figure of Charles Dickens that will go beyond your great expectations and have you begging “please sir, I want some more.” 
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7. This cheeky mug that will warn anyone in your vicinity not to mess with you because you’re armed and dangerous.

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8. This sophisticated pocket-watch that would go well with any waistcoat and/or persnickety attitude you may have lying around.

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9. This cozy sweatshirt that ridicules your enemies’ lack of grammar without your having to say a damn word. Just smile and point to your chest.

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10. This scrumptious set of USB devices that will save any precious writing from your laptop’s sudden and violent death.

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11. Finally, this refreshing Cold Turkey program that imprisons you in your writing zone, blocking your favorite social media sites and other sites you’re addicted to at the same time. You can even block the internet for a set amount of time. Because hey, as writers, we know procrastination isn’t really “research”.

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